What Are Scrotum Jokes?
Scrotum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of scrotum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Lance Armstrong...Optimist or Pessimist?
So, Lance, do you see the scrotum as half-full, or do you see the scrotum as half-empty?
#2
Big thanks to all the women out there who
pretend that scrotums aren't super weird.
#3
What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?
Ebowla.
#4
I refuse to worry about wrinkles anymore.
Besides, the botox I used on my scrotum burned and just made my balls look surprised all the time.
#5
Stapling my scrotum to a tree...
Not a great way to start any evening...
#6
Since when did 'scrotum brown' become
a cool colour to buy a jeep in?
#7
What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?
Sacrilegious.
#8
How do you tell if your scrotum is ticklish?
Give it a couple test tickles
#9
Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type "scorned"
and having it autocorrected to "scrotum" 13 times in a row.
#10
Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?
Balzac
#11
Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?
Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue.
#12
My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night.
I reckon that's absolute bollocks
#13
What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister?
Relative humidity.
#14
A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?
Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."
#15
What do you call a Jewish man's scrotum?
Goldman Sachs
#16
What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?
It drives me nuts.
#17
What do you call a statue of a ballsack?
A scrotum totem
#18
btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search "scrotum" because people
only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong
#19
Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum?
I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit.
#20
If Donald Trump named his scrotum
would it be called Goldman Sachs?
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