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Scrub Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of scrub jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I dont 'scrub up' like a surgeon after using the urinal because growing
up, they taught us not to piss all over our hands n arms, you baboon
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#2
What does SAG-AFTRA call a low-budget foreign production?
Scrub-a-dub-dub.
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#3
"I don't want no scrubs" a doctor says before
she violates, like, a TON of health codes
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#4
Me and my friends..
My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh. Class: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! #GetRekt scrub m8
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#5
On your own, it's just near impossible to scrub your own back which is
why a shower wall made entirely of loofah would really come in handy.
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#6
A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly.
[I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]
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#7
Girlfriend: Did you fix the dishwasher?
Me: Yup *girlfriend opens dishwasher revealing a monkey covered in bubbles, holding a scrub brush*
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#8
if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera
you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
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#9
"They're like a sponge at this age" I say to the parents
of the baby I'm using to scrub dishes with.
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#10
Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against.
I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride.
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#11
Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet?
funny or not
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#12
Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC...
But I don't want no scrubs.
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#13
Where do all them scrub gamers live?
Pleblos
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#14
*sees cute doctor in scrubs* *falls over* HELP!
I need mouth-to-mouth! Doc: ... Me: Aren't you obligated to help? Husband: GET UP!
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#15
Facial scrubs with bits of fruit in them are a pretty
big "fuck you!" to third world countries.
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#16
White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope.
Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke.
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#17
FRIEND.
My daughter just hates her job ME: My dogter loves hers F: You mean dau.. ME: *shows her a pic of a puppy in scrubs* She's a dogtor
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#18
Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me.
You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob.
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#19
Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?
He didn't want no scrubs
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#20
TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream
on my face whoops wrong scrub
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