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#1
knock knock joke "knock knock" "who's there" "jerry" "jerry who?
"jerry seinfeld"
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#2
When Jerry Seinfeld dies...
I really hope his tombstone says: *Jerry Seinfeld 1954 yadda yadda yadda 20XX*
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#3
What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?
Newer magazines. (Stolen shamelessly from Seinfeld)
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#4
*seinfeld voice* What's
the dill with pickles?
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#5
CASHIER: 300.
ME: Ha, like the movie. CASHIER: Nice one, Seinfeld. ME: Ha, like the comedian. CASHIER: ... ME: Ha, like a mime...
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#6
Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do...
lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea.
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#7
My son said he didn't think Seinfeld
was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz
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#8
How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?
With his Shtick.
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#9
Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness?
He really went on the offensive about it.
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#10
Best Classic Joke Ever...
So Seinfeld says "What's the deal with airline food!?" LMAO
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#11
Every "Seinfeld" plot would have
been solved by a cellphone.
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#12
Public speaking is the #1 fear of the average person.
#2 is death. This means that at a funeral, more people would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy. -Jerry Seinfeld
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#13
What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways?
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#14
Turning to an episode of Seinfeld and discovering it's one you've
never seen is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket.
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#15
Jerry Seinfeld is at Best Buy.
"We've got a great deal on TVs today" the salesman says. "What's the deal?" Jerry says. The Best Buy explodes
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#16
Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966.
One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld. hat tip to u/AudibleNod
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#17
What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?
A George Costanza.
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#18
I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black?
*doctor sighs for like 3 mins* "Sir, its an ultrasound" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*
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