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Senate Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of senate jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab
it with dozens of other people in a Senate building.
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#2
Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit:
insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this
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#3
By 98 to 1, U.S.
Senate passes amendment saying climate change is real, not a hoax.
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#4
The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves...
But they could never get anything done. "All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."
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#5
Women belong in the House
...and the Senate
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#6
BRUTUS: hail Caesar *draws knife* CEASAR: not this time *hands Brutus
an Uno "reverse" card* B: SHIT ROMAN SENATE:*stabs Brutus to death*
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#7
What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?
"Ecru, Brute?"
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#8
Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis
treatment So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support.
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#9
Women belong in the house...
...and the senate too
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#10
Thank you, U.S.
Senate. I've been asking and telling people things all day!
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#11
Why couldn't Caligula get anything passed in the Roman Senate?
His horse kept casting too many neigh votes.
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#12
Caesar tried to run when the senate came after him...
but his leg muscles couldn't carry him fast enough. As he fell to the ground he cried out "Et tu, glutes!"
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#13
Senate: Red House: Red Supreme
Court: Red President: Orange
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#14
What do you get when you cross a republican
house with a democratic senate?
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#15
How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?
I bet he has to leave the room.
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#16
[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate?
Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff
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#17
another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you
are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me.
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#18
Jeb Bush Unanimously Confirmed by Senate
for Secretary of Low Energy.
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#19
As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play.
"U2, Brutus?" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away.
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#20
A man stood outside the senate yelling: "The government is stupid!"
He got 10 years in prison for revealing national secrets.
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