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Sexist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sexist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the most useless thing on a woman?
A drunken Irishmen at 3am. [EDIT]: This isn't meant to be sexist, it is self-defamation.
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#2
If I got $1 every time somebody called me
sexist I would walk free of a rape case
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#3
What do you call a female physicist?
A physicist you sexist.
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#4
Need a joke to tell my Public Speaking class this Monday..
Can be as crude as you want, but no racist or sexist jokes.
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#5
A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches *really* is.
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#6
Thanks, but it's spelled "sexiest", not "sexist".
Stupid woman.
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#7
Woman hit by train Whats a train doing in a kitchen?
(Sexist but creative, not meant to offend anyone.)
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#8
What do you call a female accountant?
An accountant you sexist fucker.
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#9
What do you call a woman flying a plane?
A pilot, you sexist!
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#10
A woman called me sexist the other day.
Silly women, I hate ALL black people equally.
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#11
Why was the programmer sexist?
Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing
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#12
Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because...
He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house...
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#13
*Sexist Warning* "Why is it called a waist?" Because
you can easily fit another pair of tits on there
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#14
I'm not sexist...
being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women.
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#15
I'm not sexist because being sexist is
wrong And being wrong is for women.
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#16
Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all.
The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter.
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#17
Don't be sexist.
It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women.
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#18
Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common?
None of them are real.
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#19
Some insults are deeply sexist...
"You fatherfucking daughter of a dog."
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#20
Why did they call the masseuse sexist?
He was massage-anistic..
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