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Shingle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shingle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
This is the story of a man named Jack.
Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?
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#2
If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer.
You're bound to find hot shingles in your area
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#3
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
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#4
What do shingles and fat white women have in common?
Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican
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#5
Hot shingles in your area are looking to give
your dermatomes a painfully good time!
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#6
HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR
VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY
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#7
Why do strippers hate roofers?
They always pay in shingles.
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#8
How many black people does it take to shingle a roof??
One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
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#9
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thick you slice 'em.
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#10
Did you hear that Sean Connery tried out speed-dating but he ended up making all his dates sick?
He was told it was a shingles club.
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#11
TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
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#12
Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?
He's not a fan of the shingle life.
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#13
What do wives and shingles have in common?
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
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#14
I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES "Don't you mean catlike-"
BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]
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#15
I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing.
I was expecting it to be done for free; he said it was going to be on the house.
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#16
Things presently more popular than Congress: - shingles - those annoying
stickers they put on apples - tofurkey - bone fractures - road ham
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#17
Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad.
Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but "Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed" seems extreme.
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#18
What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common?
...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.
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#19
What did the hail storm say to the roof?
-Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
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#20
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
Seven because ice cream has no bones
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