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What Are Ship Jokes?

Ship Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ship jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only
takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
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#2
How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?
5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny
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#3
Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?
It's full of Arab Seamen.
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#4
Who ships Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio the most?
Not Titanic
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#5
Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?
Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)
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#6
I hate whales I was out at sea and a whale almost destroyed my ship, a crewmember said that whale collisions where common in that area.
But I'm positive that whale hit my ship on porpus.
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#7
[highspeed chase] ANCIENT GREEK COP: Damn they're getting away *turns
on Siren* [several nearby ships are lured to their doom]
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#8
Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday.
We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?
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#9
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch...
The bartender asks, "What's that hangin' off ye?" The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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#10
What is the slowest ship?
A snail boat.
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#11
Why are ships' portholes round?
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
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#12
A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel between his legs The barkeep asks if he knows he has a wheel there..
He replies, "Yarr, it be driving me nuts!"
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#13
I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween, so I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in...
Fuck the ships ! My lighthouse, my rules !
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#14
Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere.
Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust
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#15
What did the programmer call his ship?
Sea++
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#16
[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored!
Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*
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#17
How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?
Ba dum ship.
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#18
The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship...
It is truly without pier.
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#19
The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships.
The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule.
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#20
When I lost my rifle the army charged me $85.That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
Sometimes shit happens
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ship jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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