What Are Shootings Jokes?
Shootings Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shootings jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
"It's summer!
Yay! No more school shootings!" - American children.
#2
Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?
They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)
#3
All these mass shootings make me think...
... People must really hate Catholics right now
#4
All these what?
Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.
#5
Coming soon to Fox and Friends: a crime fighting duo useless at stopping mass shootings.
They are THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, Wednesdays at 9 pm.
#6
I can deal with shootings and police harassment.
But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto
#7
Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?
The shootings
#8
Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school
shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.
#9
PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as "late-term abortion."
Watch the GOP scramble to stop them.
#10
After much debate comparing early black communities to modern during all these
officer related shootings They have decided water hoses weren't so bad
#11
"It's summer!
Yay! No more school shootings!" American children.
#12
It's scary living in Massachusetts...
Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings.
#13
How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment?
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