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Sick Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sick jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Dad joke- Car sick.
I was riding in the car with my cousin and uncle. My cousin says "I think i'm getting car sick". Her dad says, "Well if you get out of the car then you'll just be sick".
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#2
As a muslim, I'm sick of the 9/11 jokes because my parentd died too.
They just weren't in the buildings.
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#3
What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
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#4
Im sick of people calling America "the stupidest country
in the world" Personally, I think Europe is.
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#5
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!
A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
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#6
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore
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#7
I'm so sick of people looking at me funny because I choose to breast feed.
If I wanna get my milk straight from the cow, then that's up to me.
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#8
This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an "X" instead of "Christ".
I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360
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#9
Four out of five people enjoy
gang rape you sick bastard
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#10
What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?
Chicken Pox Romana
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#11
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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#12
Guys my calendar is really sick..
I think its days are numbered.
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#13
If Michael J.
Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have "valet Parkinson's" disease
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#14
My wife asked me: "Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home." I replied: " I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands.
Let's go bowling!"
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#15
What is the difference...
What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
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#16
What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the dock.
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#17
Do you ever think Mr.
Whole is sick of tourism ads targeting his family?
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#18
My girlfriend told me she is sick of me quoting movies all
the time I said quite frankly my dear I don't give a damn
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#19
As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel
disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'.
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#20
Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging
that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?
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