What Are Signing Jokes?
Signing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of signing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be "a Muslim extremist."
That's like a student signing his report card "Timmy's Dad."
#2
Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?
He had deadlines to meet
#3
So, Thor is going to be female from now on.
I bet Chris Hemsworth wishes he'd paid more attention to the small print when signing that Avengers contract
#4
[meeting zac efron at a book signing six years after my wife said
she thought he was handsome] well hello there mister home wrecker
#5
[signing birth certificate] wife: you put Owen, right?
me: yup nurse: Now we'll just need a footprint from little [reading] "Owned"
#6
I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m.
to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.
#7
A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy.
[Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in "MYPENIS" for his password, and the website said, "Password is too short."
#8
I'm doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble today.
Nobody asked me to. It's not even my book.
#9
I hope I look half as good on my wedding day
as I do on my divorce paper-signing day.
#10
Tried to pick a booger off my phone screen.
Ended up calling my mom, signing up for AOL and getting an online degree in refrigerator repair
#11
My signature move is signing
a piece of paper.
#12
Just learned the Finnish have a word "Kalsarikannit" which means getting drunk alone at home in underwear.
Signing immigration forms now.
#13
And I thought I had issues.
- Me, 36 seconds after signing up on twitter.
#14
Why is sex like signing-on?
Both involve a log-in.
#15
Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish
me the best than signing your emails "Best,".
#16
If anyone is interested I'll be signing books tomorrow at Barnes
& Noble from 6:00pm until I get escorted out by security.
#17
Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
#18
So I am not signing up for my company's 401K...
There is no way I could ever run that far.
#19
LUCY: Dad, how did I get my name?
[flashback] ME (signing contract in blood): Ok but can we at least shorten it? LUCIFER: That's fine
#20
Energy Drink OD = Black out and wake up in a bookstore signing copies
of the book "Part-time Boy: The Unauthorized Biography of Lady Gaga."
Why People Enjoy Signing Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and signing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love signing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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