What Are Sips Jokes?
Sips Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sips jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you.
Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no.
#2
H: What is that you're having for lunch?
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
#3
*takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee "Thankth, thexy!
Theeya!" *walks outside *screams
#4
It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean "towards a cow".
*sips wine*
#5
[PAPARAZZI] Bugs Bunny is it true u were shot by Elmer Fudd [BB]sips
drink that's ridiculous water shoots out of holes No more questions
#6
[last supper] "Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of
silver." "30." "Sorry Judas?" [sips wine] "I didn't say anything."
#7
[in car with wife] "did you take $20 from my purse?" *sips $3 coffee* no
*gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*
#8
Judas: *Sips wine* Great, water again, very funny Jesus:HAHA I got you!
Judas: So glad this is our last supper Jesus: what? Judas: what?
#9
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: *sips beer Cop: That was stupid. Me: So was your question.
#10
Bruce Jenner Coffee!
It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery.
#11
welcome to hipster church.
this is my body *bites vegan cookie* this is my blood *sips garage-brewed IPA*
#12
ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our
mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
#13
World: Hey check out this sport we made called football.
America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
#14
*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* "Technically we're
all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"
#15
[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious!
Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down.
#16
*crawls into bed naked* *grabs a book* *sips wine* This is nice.
I wonder whose house this is.
#17
Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes.
This is in fact wine.
#18
Sorry about all of the alcohol and drugs, my body, but I took
two sips of water before I fell asleep so we're good.
#19
[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious.
I will have a glass. Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.
#20
"How's the wine?" "House red?" "Yes." *sips, swills, spits* "Wow it's
got too much body." "Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."
Why People Enjoy Sips Jokes
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