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#1
A man walks into a bookshop and says, "can I have a book by Shakespeare?"
"Of course, Sir, which one?" The man replies, "William."
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#2
Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar?
Soldier: Sure buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No SIR!
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#3
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir?
Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list.
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#4
"Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge" "Very good sir"
[ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]
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#5
At the cinema.
ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date.
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#6
"Your place or mine?" "But, sir, I just met you.
What makes you think I would be interested?" "Lady, let's be honest - why else would a 35-year-old woman be at carburettor exhibition?"
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#7
Sir, on a scale, How
much do you weigh?
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#8
ME: *trying to fit in* I ALSO don't fly.
PENGUINS: *shuffling about while trying to keep their distance* ZOOKEEPER: Sir, get out of the pen.
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#9
I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black?
*doctor sighs for like 3 mins* "Sir, its an ultrasound" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*
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#10
"Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey.
This is a bank." "Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."
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#11
but sir, if a picture is worth a thousamd words then i dont
understamd why my essay cant just be 4 or 5 emojis
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#12
*Pizza Hut job interview* "Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?" No sir.
"You will."
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#13
COP: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "It was way easier than solving a murder?"
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#14
Cop: you know why I pulled you over?
Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir
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#15
Hi, how much for this torture device?
Sir, that's a wedding ring.
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#16
[at restaurant] "check, please!" [waiter leans over] sir, again, there
are no monsters under the table "ok....goodnight" wait what
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#17
After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered
that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus...
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#18
So yet another snake walks into a bar...
He asks the bartender, "Gimme a shot of Jack!" "No sir." "Well why not?" The snake said. "You can't hold your liquor!"
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#19
Carson: No it wasn't a friend it was a close family member.
And I didn't stab her I froze her heart. "Sir, that's the plot of Frozen."
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#20
Sir, on a scale of 1 to drunk, where would you say you stand?
I'll sit
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