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What Are Size Jokes?

Size Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of size jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
People used to be much smaller.
WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
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#2
"Serving size: half sandwich." Really, ice-cream sandwich manufacturers?
I know what you're doing. And I don't like it.
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#3
Two girls are playing in a sandbox One girl says: "My daddy's penis is this big" and holds her hands 8" apart.
The asian girl replies: "My daddy's penis is only half that size. It still hurts."
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#4
When you're an Olympic-size slut,
every day is an opening ceremony.
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#5
I don't understand how there can be different shoe sizes.
I mean, everyone's feet are a foot long.
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#6
Girls that don't care about
size are just shallow.
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#7
Dear Garment Manufacturers: Short Shorts should not come in a size 16.
Warmest Regards, People with eyes.
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#8
An horse walks into a bar.
The customers get up and leave, recognizing the danger that may cause an animal of that size.
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#9
I found a typo on these Fruity Pebbles.
For the serving size it says 3/4 "cup." They totally spelled "box" wrong.
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#10
What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
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#11
I told my mate that my newborn baby's stomach was the size of a walnut.
. . . "Just feed him a walnut then."
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#12
What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common?
They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd.
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#13
The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that
should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife.
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#14
Scientists had already discovered a ninth planet
5000 times the size of Pluto years ago Your Mum
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#15
What is the size of women in Italy?
Itali-cized.
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#16
Size matters...
My penis looks huge when it's next to a map.
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#17
BLONDE BRAIN Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
A: Inflate it.
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#18
I don't understand why, with all the modern technology we have,
objects in the mirror can't be the exact size as they appear
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#19
new pet ideas: an egg with hair on, small bear,
tictac size baby cats, frog with wheels
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#20
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers.
What does he weigh? meat
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Size Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and size jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Size Jokes safe for all ages?
Most size jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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size jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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