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Skinny Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of skinny jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Yes, 911?...
Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?
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#2
Skinny= Anorexic Thick= Obese.
Virgin= Too good. Non-Virgin= Slut. Friendly= Fake. Quiet= Rude. It seems like you can never please society
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#3
What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny?
"It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"
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#4
whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only
a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
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#5
Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men?
Fat men, they'll eat anything.
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#6
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath.
That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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#7
I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white
women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist.
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#8
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer
to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
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#9
My dick may be short...
...but it sure is skinny.
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#10
Why are math students so skinny?
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
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#11
Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses.
Nobody likes a hipstirrer.
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#12
I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the
top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon.
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#13
What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese?
A trans fat
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#14
Apparently skinny girls are no longer to be called anorexic.
They prefer "trans-fat"
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#15
When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won't eat you.
If that doesn't work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
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#16
Hey, ladies, if you look like a snake swallowed
a rib cage you're too skinny.
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#17
You know that chick who said, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?"...
Yeah, well I ate her.
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#18
Why is it better to be fat than skinny?
Because the pros LITERALLY outweigh the cons!
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#19
This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited.
I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!
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#20
I overheard a super skinny girl say that she sometimes forgets to eat.
So naturally I licked her face to see if it was contagious
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Our collection features 157 Skinny Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Skinny Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and skinny jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Skinny Jokes safe for all ages?
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skinny jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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