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What Are Slap Jokes?

Slap Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slap jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
This morning, 2 evangelists knocked on the door selling Jesus.
If they would've thrown in a Slap Chop, I would've been sold.
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#2
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking.
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#3
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde.
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#4
Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa?
He kept saying "Ho Ho Ho" *dum roll - rim slap*
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#5
I wonder if flies ever think, "I bet I could get this guy
to slap himself in the face." Because they'd be right.
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#6
How do you make a hormone?
Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her.
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#7
What is the definition of "indefinitely"?
When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely.
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#8
Brock Turner got a slap on the wrist because he's a professional swimmer.
And that's the furthest thing from being black one can be!
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#9
I call my penis "newborn baby" Because sometimes I
have to slap it repeatedly to bring it to life.
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#10
Life tip!
(Joke) When someone tells you to expect the unexpected, slap them and ask if they expected it!
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#11
Equally cool alternatives to air guitar: Air slap bass Air harmonica
Silent pig auctions Balloons hitting people The letter Q
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#12
*secret agent slaps me* I'll never give you answers *he grabs my throat*
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA" *spits* I'd rather die
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#13
Never underestimate the power of a hug.
Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
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#14
That awkward moment someone begins a tweet with "that
awkward moment" & I slap their face with my dong.
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#15
"tell...
my wife... i loved her..." carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP
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#16
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her!
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#17
*slaps the cup out of the barista's hand* "No.
I want Asriel, the guy with the man-bun, to make my latte. He has a better energy"
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#18
Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?
Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."
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#19
What do you call a belt made of paper?
A waist of paper. *knee slap*
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#20
Little Mortie got a real surprise when he barged into his parents' room one night.
"And you slap me for sucking my thumb?" he screamed.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Slap Jokes?
Our collection features 163 Slap Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Slap Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Slap Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Slap Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Slap Jokes are available?
We currently have 163 Slap Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Slap Jokes?
Slap Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Slap Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and slap jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love slap jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good slap jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Slap Jokes safe for all ages?
Most slap jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Slap Jokes?
slap jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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