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What Are Snake Jokes?

Snake Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of snake jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
~~A civil serpent~~ Senator.
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#2
How do you subdue a large snake?
You use a boa restrictor
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#3
If a car is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
Zero! Snakes don't have armpits!
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#4
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall
down a cliff Ba - Dumm - Tss
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#5
(Animal spelling bee) Owl: Your word is Mississippi Snake: M I Sssssss
Sssssssss Badger: *in audience* OH FFS THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER
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#6
What do you call a naked snake A snake
because it wears no clothes :D
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#7
What does a German
snake say?
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#8
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Baa dum tssssss
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#9
What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?
A boeing constrictor
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#10
Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they
wanna do is hug you to death.
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#11
[Amphibian Playground] BULLFROG: look at all u lil toad nerds TOAD: help!
a BULLYfrog! TEACHER SNAKE: i'll handle this *eats everyone*
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#12
I was working in the yard.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead
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#13
So a sheep, a drum, and a snake
fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss
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#14
You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah?
Way to go, man. Way. To. Go.
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#15
What's a snakes favourite dance ?
Snake rattle & roll !
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#16
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
Don't asp me !
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#17
What do snakes take for their sniffles?
Antihissssstamines!
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#18
What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !
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#19
I had a dream about you saving my life!
A poison snake bit my dick...
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#20
What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland?
"Everyone got seat belts on back there?"
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and snake jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Snake Jokes safe for all ages?
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