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Sobs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sobs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What kind of ship never sinks?
A dictatorship. *sobs*
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#2
[Ghost describing stalker to sketch artist] "He was a yellow circle with
a demonic mouth." *holds up drawing of Pac-Man* *sobs* THAT'S HIM!
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#3
Dad: Remember when I told you Santa wasnt real Me: Yea Dad: There's one
more thing Me: Don't say it Dad: Retirement Me: *sobs uncontrollably
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#4
[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen!
Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*
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#5
[Morning after wedding] *dead husband lies on bed* PRAYING MANTIS: [On
phone] Mom *sobs* it happened again MOM: Ok hurry up and eat his body
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#6
DJ: "MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"
*Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*
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#7
I have a killer penis.
Yeah, that's right. It's a mood killer. *sobs*
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#8
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits.
But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'.
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#9
A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks, "why the long face?" The horse starts crying.
In between the sobs, he says "it's not my fault I look like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
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#10
"Your honor-" No objections.
how do you plead to cheating at heads up seven up? "guilty" no juice boxes for a week..piece of shit *mom sobs*
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#11
My wife left me *sobs
uncontrollably*
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#12
[1994] The rejected Spice Girl, Pumpkin, sobs outside the studio.
Little does she know that in 20 years their fans will love her the most.
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#13
Damn girl, you remind me of my mother!
/* indistinguishable sobs *
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#14
Friend: [rubs my shoulder] Aw, honey, your life isn't over.
It's just beginning! Me: *sobs even harder
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#15
Dove: ..then he called me a fat pigeon!
[sobs] Prince: "There there, cry it out" [starts recording] Um, you are a therapist, right? "Sure"
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#16
She said no!
*sobs tears of joy* -me after proposing
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#17
Ariel: "But I love him, daddy!" *sobs as King Tritan
rips her iPhone away and unfollows PrinceEric69*
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#18
Me: Who will I share the sunset with now?!
*sobs* Friend: Bad breakup? Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
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#19
A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room.
When he asks why, Internet sobs: "Everything I touch turns gay!"
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#20
*adult mutant ninja turtles sit in the kitchen doing taxes* you guys wanna smoke a joint?
"were not teens anymore dude" *donatello sobs*
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