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Socialism Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of socialism jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Socialism is like breathing water...
You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try...
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#2
What is a difference between those who left USSR for Canada in 1972 and those who left USSR in and after 1991.
In 1972, people ran from Socialism, and in 1991 into Socialism.
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#3
What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara?
Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start.
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#4
Socialism Q.
Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
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#5
What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
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#6
America: School 6-18 should be free.
More than free! MANDATORY "Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?" No that's socialism "19-20?" SOCIALISM
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#7
Socialism jokes are only funny...
...if everybody gets them.
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#8
What does socialism smell like?
It has a Bernie smell.
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#9
Socialism jokes are only funny if everybody gets them.
Its Reality.
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#10
Trump supporters are so uneducated!
Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*
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#11
Why did Mr.
T reject Socialism? Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
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#12
You can't run a country like a business.
If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!
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#13
If everyone contributes a small amount of their income...
Together we can pool the resources to defeat socialism.
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#14
Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil.
> Sent from my iPhone 7
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