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#1
A woman speaks to her Jewish son.
*Kid is playing in a sandbox* >Mom: Come back here! It's rude to play with the bodies of our ancestors!
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#2
What's the difference between a politician and a comedian?
People care when a comedian speaks.
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#3
mmmm This chocolate speaks my language.
Or it would, if it weren't being eaten. So. I guess it's probably horrified-screaming my language.
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#4
I told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time.
So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English.
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#5
Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks
English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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#6
The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter.
Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?
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#7
Don't be racist Instead, be like Mario.
He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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#8
What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
An American.
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#9
My friend takes helium recreationally.
He speaks very highly about it.
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#10
Mr.
Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin
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#11
Be like Mario!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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#12
What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~
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#13
Do Not Be Racist .....
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew
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#14
[Image] An image speaks louder than words.
If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone.
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#15
I think next time I'll go ahead and press "2" for Spanish.
Maybe I'll actually get someone who speaks English better than the person on the "English" line.
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#16
Got my wife an educational toy.
It's a dildo that speaks Spanish. Rapido Rapido Rapido.
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#17
Me: This painting really speaks to me.
Mona Lisa: You do way too many drugs.
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#18
Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English,
looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew.
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#19
THERAPIST: what's wrong?
WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea
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#20
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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