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What Are Square Jokes?

Square Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of square jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Girls and square roots have one thing in common...
If they are under 13, do 'em in your head.
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#2
You're a square...
... but you're still all right to me.
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#3
Q: Why are manhole covers round?
A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them.
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#4
A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the
bartender says "Looks like you boys could use a round"
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#5
You're Girlfriend is the square root of -100.
She's a 10, but she's imaginary.
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#6
What's the square root of 69?
8 something
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#7
Jokes I made up I might keep adding onto this if it gets popular enough :) Q: What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?
A: I'm holding Time Square!
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#8
The square was killed 10 minutes ago...
The killer must be a-round
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#9
Why does no one like the number 4?
It's too square.
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#10
What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?
dos y dos
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#11
What is the similarity between women and square roots?
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
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#12
How many square feet of pizza can you eat?
Trick question. Pizzas are round.
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#13
How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?
In square feet.
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#14
What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
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#15
If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities.
So stupid!
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#16
What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?
They're both irrational.
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#17
The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69?
Ate something....
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#18
I like my pizza like i like my square root of 64.
Ate.
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#19
My Valentine is like the square root of -100...
A 10, but imaginary
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#20
Have you heard about the plant in the maths office?
It is growing square roots!
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Square Jokes?
Our collection features 238 Square Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Square Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Square Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Square Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Square Jokes are available?
We currently have 238 Square Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Square Jokes?
Square Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Square Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and square jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love square jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Square Jokes to share?
A good square jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Square Jokes safe for all ages?
Most square jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Square Jokes?
square jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Square Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Square Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new square jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
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