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#1
Man's guide for a selfie: 1) Squint your eyes like your cool 2) Look off
into the distance 3) Put your phone down 4) Don't take the selfie
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#2
Boss: You need supervision.
Me: *squints really, really hard*
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#3
How to be an asian...
Just squint your eyes and say "We all how smaw deek" out loud.
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#4
Donald Trump has ridiculous hair, and he squints a lot.
If I had his hair, I'd squint too.
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#5
[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints]
everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan
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#6
[Ouijja Board] What is the meaning of life?
S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E S-T-A-Y-I-N A-L-I-V-E *Squints at board* What the heck? A Bee Gee board?
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#7
"President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"
The only woman in my life is my darling *squints at notecard* Hitlery
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#8
[ouija board] "Spirits are u there?
I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] "A needy board?"
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#9
Robot Joke A robot walks into a bar.
The bartender says "we don't serve robots here". The robot squints and says "you will..."
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#10
We squint at the sun because it's bright.
We squint at people because they're not.
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#11
If I squint really hard, nope.
You're still an idiot.
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#12
[Border control] Officer: "You're not American." Me: "Deep." *Officer
squints* M: "Fried." *squints harder* M: "Guns." "Welcome back, Sir."
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#13
[first date] I'm really nervous about this.
It's been a long time since I've [holds fork up and squints] used silverware.
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#14
I told my boyfriend yesterday, "You do look a little
Downsy, if I squint." "...Or if you squint."
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#15
[Cop questioning suspected watermelon thief] COP: *squints* Was it you?
GIRAFFE (who has watermelon-sized bulge halfway down his neck): Nope
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#16
When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always
say, "Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint
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#17
Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough?
I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!
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#18
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically.
Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
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#19
Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans.
The blind old tailor squints at him. "Euripedes?" The man nods and holds up the pants. "Eumenedes?"
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#20
Why do Asians squint with their eyes?
Because bombs are bright.
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