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Stalker Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stalker jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Stalker status update: Good news-I'm not in your house.
The bad news-I am UNDER your house and the tunnel is complete.
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#2
I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers.
I nearly fell out of my tree.
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#3
Yes, I do have a stalker.
They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her "Mom."
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#4
I was just adoringly watching my dog sleep and he woke up
and caught me and now he thinks I'm some stalker weirdo.
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#5
I just bought that new aftershave "Stalker"....
It's slightly stronger than Obsession.
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#6
[Ghost describing stalker to sketch artist] "He was a yellow circle with
a demonic mouth." *holds up drawing of Pac-Man* *sobs* THAT'S HIM!
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#7
What's the difference between a Groupie and a Stalker?
A penis.
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#8
My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I can't love her back.
It's nice when problems resolve themselves.
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#9
My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well
he's not really my friend....yet.
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#10
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
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#11
Stalker?
Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest
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#12
Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and
beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
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#13
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.
Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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#14
Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker.
Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind.
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#15
Ugh, stalkers are horrible.
You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper.
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#16
I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes
while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home.
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#17
Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed
with '80s teen idol Tiffany.
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#18
No YOU'RE the stalker.
(I write on your work bathroom mirror in blood)
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#19
I'm not a "stalker".
I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard.
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#20
After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything
I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker.
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Stalker Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stalker jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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