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What Are Stars Jokes?

Stars Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stars jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Last night I lay in bed ...looking up at the beautiful stars shining in the night sky.
And I thought to myself... Where the heck is the ceiling?!?
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#2
When I was a kid, my grandfather told me his teeth are like the stars...
...they come out at night.
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#3
My friend from Hollywood always told me, "Shoot
for the stars." He was an assassin.
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#4
Sleeping thoughts Sometimes when I go to sleep I like to look at the stars and just think...
what the hell happened to my roof!?
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#5
When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was
probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people.
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#6
Do I feel like crying?
HELL YES LET'S DO THIS 'THE FAULT IN OUR STARS'
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#7
Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this
is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered.
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#8
I walk away from auto-flush toilets like
movie stars walk away from explosions
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#9
Why do ninjas make bad porn stars?
Because nobody can see them coming.
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#10
And in her smile I see something
more beautiful than the stars.
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#11
Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going
to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic.
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#12
Say what you want about porn stars...
but they work hard, right up until the moment they get off.
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#13
Whats a really famous corn?
Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars
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#14
How does NASA organize parties?
First they planet then the stars comet.
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#15
Last night, I was laying in my bed, looking up the stars as I thought to my self..
Where the fuck is my roof??
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#16
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
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#17
I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol.
Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop.
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#18
[Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire...
Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS
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#19
What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?
"I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
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#20
Homeless Yelp Review: Dumpster behind grocery on Calhoun & Fairfax BARELY had any rotting fruit.
Owner chased me off with a bat. 0 stars.
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Our collection features 216 Stars Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Stars Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Stars Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 216 Stars Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Stars Jokes?
Stars Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Stars Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stars jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love stars jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good stars jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Stars Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stars jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Stars Jokes?
stars jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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