What Are States Jokes?
States Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of states jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Trump: "If you mess with the United States...."
.....there will be hell Toupeeeeee
#2
What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?
Being the 45th white one.
#3
I live in the United States.
Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad.
#4
Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces "Due to a large string of worker
protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%" Doc Brown: "Grate, Scott!"
#5
How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek?
Ask them if they think solid states are shitty.
#6
NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in
space He found out how many states Trump won and left again
#7
This clown fad is getting out of hand....
They are even running for president of the United States.
#8
United States once again votes for a minority President!
Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States.
#9
If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper "C'mere,
I'm naked" and I will hear you eight states away.
#10
A university in the United States was robbed of a whopping
$170,000 One student managed to erase his own debt.
#11
What's a black person of the United States called?
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist?
#12
Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals!
Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!
#13
Americans think of Canada as
a United States cover band.
#14
Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?
we have the Iron Giant
#15
What is the capital of the United States?
Half of what it was last week
#16
United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile.
Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.
#17
Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?
Because Missouri loves company
#18
President Obama states he stands with Hillary.
"So do I." Bill states sadly under his breath.
#19
Heard this while at a Canadian airport.
Lady: We're going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It's full of Americans.
#20
A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator ..
and then Barack says to the other guy "Always liked you most in The Cosby Show".
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