What Are Station Jokes?
Station Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of station jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's another name for a Dentists?
A filling station!
#2
Where does a rapists train stop?
Anal deva-station
#3
What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?
A crustacean.
#4
The train stops at a train station; the bus stops
at a bus station; My desk is a workstation.
#5
Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
#6
What's the difference between a crab with boobs and a bus filled with old people?
One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.
#7
I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day..
..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis
#8
Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa.
There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead
#9
Hello police?
Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well in that case please send over a pastrami sandwich!
#10
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
#11
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
#12
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
#13
How do they tie things down on the space station?
They use astro knots.
#14
Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?
It is a day to be tankful.
#15
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean
#16
What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with double D breasts?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
#17
I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll
give me tickets to go somewhere and do something.
#18
I'm God's gift to women if he stopped
at a gas station last minute.
#19
What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
#20
My lift to work was late to arrive at the train station, so I killed the driver...
...I thought it was fair but some said it was a loco-motive
Why People Enjoy Station Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and station jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love station jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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