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Statistic Jokes

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What Are Statistic Jokes?

Statistic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of statistic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The amount of people that shout "Boo!" to their friends has risen by 85%.
That's a frightening statistic.
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#2
Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman...
... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital.
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#3
95% of my tweets are the truth.
The only thing I lie about are statistics.
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#4
Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue...
That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated...
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#5
87.53% of statistics
are false Title
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#6
A friend of mine just retired from the Department of
Statistics, he has truly taken leave of his census.
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#7
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics.
... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!
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#8
Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo...
...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds.
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#9
I read a sad statistic that something like
2% of all sushi goes un-Instagrammed.
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#10
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!
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#11
71% of all statistics are ...
...made up
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#12
SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone
who's ever used a cell phone will die
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#13
Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics....
Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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#14
Statistics show that most Canadians are nosey.
They do, however, say "zed".
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#15
Almost 65% of statistics are made up.
The other half are lies.
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#16
TIL that 70% of statistics are made up on the spot.
...like for example this one.
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#17
Statistics show...
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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#18
Recent statistics show that 5 out of
6 people enjoy Russian Roulette.
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#19
I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic
on Marriage 50% of them last forever!
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#20
There is one type of person in this world...
The type who half understands statistics.
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Our collection features 99 Statistic Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Statistic Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Statistic Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Statistic Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Statistic Jokes?
Statistic Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Statistic Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and statistic jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love statistic jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Statistic Jokes safe for all ages?
Most statistic jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Statistic Jokes?
statistic jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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