What Are Steven Jokes?
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#1
Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol after two seasons!
I sure am going to miss that old lady!!!
#2
Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote "Dude (Looks Like
a Lady)" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?
#3
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a housefire
#4
Today I was wondering "why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?"...
... And then it hit me. - Steven Wright
#5
I rescued a seagull, taught it karate
and named it Steven, so what?
#6
Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?
A: Steven Seagull
#7
Best of luck to Steven Gerrard, who's retired from not winning the
World Cup to concentrate on not winning the Premier League.
#8
It was my birthday last week, I got a dehumidifier and a humidifier....
Put them in the same room, let em fight it out. -Steven Wright
#9
Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football
career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title...
#10
My only goal is to run into Steven Spielberg, beg him to let me pitch
a movie, and then pretend like I don't realize I'm describing Jaws
#11
Today was so terrible, I thought
Steven Seagal was in it.
#12
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory." "You couldn't
park anywhere *near* the place!" -Steven Wright
#13
Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail
contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?
#14
My Son Is A Genius Mom 1: my son is so smart I swear he's the next Albert Einstein Mom 2: oh really?
My son is the next Steven Hawking, he never gets his up off his ass
#15
Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast
re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene
#16
Could you play us a song?
Cat Stevens: Maybe. *Sets guitar on table* Cat Stevens: *Maintains eye contact-slowly pushes guitar off table*
#17
Steven Gerrard obviously believes his best chance of winning the Premier
League is to join the MLS and then hope that Man City try to sign him.
#18
I was shocked when I found out just how many
techno songs Steven Hawking sings on.
#19
Record breaking, visionary director Steven Spielberg: 'Wanna play
a dull, killed off screen character?' Samuel L Jackson: 'Sure'
#20
when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he
sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie
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