What Are Strike Jokes?
Strike Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of strike jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike...
But it would be globally offensive.
#2
Dentists are going on strike.
Brace yourselves.
#3
Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?
Everywhere.
#4
Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up...
...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot.
#5
When does a hunger strike stop?
When hunger strikes.
#6
What would you name a star wars movie featuring Pluto?
This is really just a bad pun, but to me those are the best kind of jokes Pluto strikes from the back and destroys Uranus.
#7
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
#8
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike? No they're stopping to let the passengers off.
#9
I like musical dramas.
They really strike a chord with me.
#10
Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike?
Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait.
#11
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
Ethiopian.
#12
If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other.
Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
#13
If electricity takes the path of least resistance...
why doesn't lightning only strike the country of France?
#14
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
#15
Did you hear about the prostitute who got fired for going on strike?
She just didn't give a fuck.
#16
What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?
He was thrown out at home. *alternate response* - His two balls got a strike.
#17
Why did the circus animals go on strike?
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
#18
If you watch "The Empire Strikes Back" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized
to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister
#19
Practicing karate in my driveway to strike
fear into potential burglars.
#20
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A thought.
Why People Enjoy Strike Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and strike jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love strike jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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