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#1
If only plastic surgeons
also sold class.
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#2
What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?
Faith lifts
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#3
Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club?
It's open Mike night.
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#4
Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by...
"What's so funny?" asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
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#5
TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins.
Well it is side-splitting.
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#6
Comedy legend Joan Rivers passed away.
Hundreds of plastic surgeons mourn the loss of their jobs.
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#7
If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have?
Forceps (I hate my shit life)
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#8
Plastic surgeons don't get along with me.
But they bring out the breast in my wife.
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#9
It took me just 30 minutes to get the Christmas tree up yesterday...
It took surgeons 4 hours to get it back out again.
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#10
What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?
Special branch.
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#11
What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?
Tree fellas
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#12
Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em.
Get on that
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#13
Is it necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
Not all of us are surgeons.
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#14
How do tree surgeons live?
Life on the hedge!
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#15
Okay, Beverly Hills plastic surgeons.
Seems like it might be time for you to Google "normal human mouth" photos.
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#16
What do you call a group of brain surgeons?
A neural network.
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#17
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers?
(You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
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#18
Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world.
They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player.
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#19
Billfold Biopsy While I was in the hospital, the surgeons found a large lump in my wallet...
... ... But they got all of it.
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