What Are Suspect Jokes?
Suspect Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of suspect jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if
it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush
#2
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?
"Haha a man obviously" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*
#3
the best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of YOUR OWN sentence.
that way, they never suspect you hung up on them.
#4
A tragic kissout between police and suspects leaves
over 15 innocent bystanders believing in love again
#5
good cop bag cop.
the first cop is super nice. the second is an Adidas sports bag. no suspect has been charged ever.
#6
This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly,
I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before.
#7
What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?
"Stop. Police."
#8
Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again.
They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks.
#9
"Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..." "We don't
have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."
#10
Two men came to the door asking if I'd found Jesus.
I had no idea he was missing and I suddenly got nervous thinking I might be a suspect.
#11
I'm beginning to suspect I might
have bad posture call it a hunch
#12
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect.
#13
A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face...
It was a bit *sketchy*
#14
Robin Williams was found dead in his house.
The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2dacn8/no/cjnr8i8
#15
Cop: Freeze!
Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone.
#16
A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects
stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes.
#17
The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I suspect Twitter
still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping.
#18
BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you...
IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*
#19
I hate waiting in lines.
Hurry up and pick a suspect already.
#20
Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Why People Enjoy Suspect Jokes
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