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#1
If she is married or has a boyfriend
make sure she swallows the evidence.
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#2
If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies?
Swallows.
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#3
How do you know you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
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#4
The average person swallows eight spiders a year.
And i've NEVER settled for average (pours burlap sack of spiders down throat)
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#5
Kid 1 swallows coin: rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin: wait for
it to pass Kid 3 swallows coin: deduct from their allowance
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#6
Where do babies come from?
Storks bring white babies. Crows bring black babies. So what brings no babies? Swallows
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#7
how do you know if you have a high sperm count?
your daughter has to chew before she swallows
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#8
My father once gave me "the talk" Storks bring white babies.
Crows bring black babies. Swallows bring no babies.
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#9
*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36.
*chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though.
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#10
[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like?
Swallows.
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#11
What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
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#12
What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
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#13
So I finally found a girl that swallows...
But she's bulimic so it really doesn't count.
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#14
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your wife has to chew before she swallows.
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#15
The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year.
More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy.
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#16
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
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#17
Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows
eight moose per year in their sleep.
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#18
The average person swallows 3 cats
on their drive home from work.
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#19
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
If she has to chew before she swallows.
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#20
Love sucks.....
but true love swallows
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