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Synagogue Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of synagogue jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue?
De Canter
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#2
Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons?
He brew up.
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#3
How do you make a German Shepherd?
Put him in a synagogue.
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#4
Do you know what is heart warming?
That even the most Orthodox Jew, and the cruelest of all the people of Al-Qaeda, will look for the same thing once they get down from a plane. A Synagogue.
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#5
Why did Adolph Hitler become embarrassed in a Jewish synagogue?
He had bad gas.
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#6
What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?
Jews.
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#7
what do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
Jooouice!
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#8
what did the trilby wearing neckbeard atheist find
in t he synagogue during channukkah m'nora
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#9
Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?
Because he made his rabbi a little cross.
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#10
[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue?
He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)
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#11
How do you make a German shepherd?
Put him in a synagogue.
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#12
Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
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#13
How are synagogues like lemons?
They're full of acidic juice.
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#14
What train do you take to the synagogue?
the jew jew tra
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#15
What do you get when you squish a synagogue?
Jews
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#16
How do you clear out a
synagogue call the irs
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#17
What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
Jews.
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#18
Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly?
Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody
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#19
The Pope walks into a synagogue the
Rabbi asks, "Why the wrong faith?"
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#20
An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue.
The linguists in the group are offended and leave.
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