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Taco Jokes

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What Are Taco Jokes?

Taco Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of taco jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?
He was dyslexic.
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#2
Did you hear about Taco Bell's new sauce?
It's picked-out daily south of the border.
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#3
Me: Yes, I'd like the Mexican massage.
Masseuse: The what? Me: *hands him taco seasoning and sour cream* Masseuse: Me: Let's go, chop chop.
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#4
How do you eat an Indian taco?
Lift her gut.
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#5
That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's
hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?
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#6
Taco Bell is serving breakfast now.
Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM
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#7
These Mexican cannibals accidentally...
These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook "ay, what's for dinner?" The cook says "tacos al pastor"
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#8
Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my
one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets.
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#9
Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job.
It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply
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#10
People in sleeping bags are the
soft tacos of the bear world.
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#11
"I HATE TACOS!" ...Said
no Juan ever.
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#12
When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?
Taco Tuesday
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#13
[slashing food truck tires] friend: wtf are you doing?!
[running away with arms filled with tacos] YOU COMIN OR NOT?!
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#14
The person who creates Taco Bell's menu must
be the biggest pothead of all time.
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#15
[2006] *creates anonymous username online and never reveals personal information*
[2016] *tweets Taco Bell my credit card number & address*
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#16
Wife: We get 1 "cheat meal" on our diet.
I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. ...And that's why I'm not getting laid tonight.
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#17
To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner.
They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway.
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#18
Doritos has a new snack called "Taco Explosion" so I'm suing Frito Lay
for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell.
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#19
My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell.
I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out.
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#20
Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular
if indoor plumbing didn't exist
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Our collection features 241 Taco Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Taco Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Taco Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and taco jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Taco Jokes safe for all ages?
Most taco jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Taco Jokes?
taco jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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