What Are Tarzan Jokes?
Tarzan Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tarzan jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill?
A: "Here come the elephants up over the hill!"
#2
A tiny Tarzan swinging from
your Tampon string.
#3
Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.
#4
Famous Last Words List your favorite ones.
The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: "Who greased the vine?"
#5
Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing. He did not recognize them.
#6
Why did the elephant paint his balls green?
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
#7
"No woman, no cry." - Tarzan
breaking up with girlfriend.
#8
What were Tarzan's last words?
WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.
#9
I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan
swings both ways.
#10
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
#11
Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries.
#12
"I was on Vine before it
was cool." - Tarzan
#13
But how come Tarzan didn't
have a beard?
#14
What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing. He did not recognize them.
#15
Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb...
She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome.
#16
What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
#17
Is it really 2016?
I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.
#18
What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?
Tarzan.
#19
Tarzan doesn't have a beard.
Yet he lives in the jungle for over 30 years.
#20
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants
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