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#1
Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males.
The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs
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#2
Dragons have tattoos of Asian
chicks on their backs.
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#3
People ask me why I don't have any tattoos.
I tell em " would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari?
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#4
All of my tattoos mean something.
For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore.
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#5
Ugly girls shouldn't be allowed to get pretty girl tattoos.
Like instead of butterflies they should have to get pterodactyls.
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#6
With the unemployment rate so high, why
are people still getting neck tattoos?
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#7
*tattoo parlor* ARTIST: What do you want?
ME: Surprise me *He tattoos the word 'hiccup'* ME: Why did y- ARTIST: BOO! *the tattoo disappears*
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#8
I wanted sleeve tattoos but keep it 'professional'.
So now when I'm naked, it looks like I'm wearing a Brooks Brothers shirt with nipples.
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#9
Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos
& rebranding him Lil Wein.
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#10
Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality.
Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?
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#11
Beneath that furry exterior your
cat has at least 6 neck tattoos.
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#12
Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz "you dont put bumper stickers
on a Ferrari" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best
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#13
Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I
spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet.
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#14
If people were as passionate about world affairs as they are
about their opinions on tattoos, we'd be on WWVIII by now.
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#15
What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
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#16
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled
off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick.
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#17
I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos
I will only date people with tattoos
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#18
Having no tattoos in 2014, is
like having tattoos in 1967.
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#19
Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking
at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once.
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#20
Babies are like tattoos.
They're yours forever and maybe wait a few days before posting pictures of them so they're not all gross looking.
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