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What Are Tear Jokes?

Tear Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tear jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I've seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare
hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad.
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#2
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's
too bad Chuck Norris never cries
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#3
[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag?
An old glory hole.
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#4
Winnie-the-Pooh is in tears
He got Triggered.
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#5
Why is fruit so expensive?
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
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#6
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Dave" "Dave who?" Dave had to hold back
tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse
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#7
I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones.
If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands.
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#8
What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion?
A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes.
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#9
The American flag Red with blood Blue
with tears White with privilege
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#10
BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.
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#11
You know you're a mover & a shaker when HR rewrites the dress code for you.
Whatever Anita, those tear-away pants looked fabulous on me.
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#12
there there son *crouches down & wipes his tears* its ok, dont go crying over spilt mil-- YOU GOT IT ON THE XBOX!?
no NO. call 911. CALL 911
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#13
I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed
but when they cry the tears run down their back!
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#14
Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman.
As she approaches him with angry tears, he says "I did it 35 minutes ago."
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#15
Q: Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?
A: He wanted to take a month off.
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#16
Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER?
D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts
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#17
You wanna mess with me, pal?
You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears
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#18
$2000 date?
We better be sitting at the table with Jay-Z and Obama at the same time while eating dinosaurs & sippin' on virgin Indian tears.
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#19
A German woman was walking down a dark alley when she got accosted by eleven men...
...who tear her clothes apart and start to rape and molest her. The woman shouts 'Nien! Nien!', so two of them left.
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#20
Real men don't cry...tears for real men are
only unnecessary liquids in the body.
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Most Tear Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Tear Jokes?
Tear Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Tear Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tear jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love tear jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good tear jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Tear Jokes safe for all ages?
Most tear jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Tear Jokes?
tear jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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