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Temple Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of temple jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Vintage designer purses are not a retirement plan,"
says my accountant while rubbing his temples.
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#2
I treat my body like a temple.
By that I mean that a bunch of Jewish guys enter me every Friday night.
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#3
My girlfriend's body is a temple...
...and I'm a Jew, so I have to come inside it every Sunday.
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#4
I get about your body being a temple but...
right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun.
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#5
Did you hear about the temple that burnt down?
Holy smokes.
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#6
My body is a temple...
And it's devoted to Dionysus. Cheers.
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#7
Did you know Abe Lincoln was Jewish?
He got shot in the temple
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#8
Where is the monster's temple?
On the side of his head.
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#9
Your body is a temple.
Mine is a graveyard.
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#10
How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses?
They're both tight in the temples.
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#11
I treat my body like a temple.
I fill it with crap for the afterlife...
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#12
What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?
When Jesus cleared the temple.
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#13
Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity.
Literally anyone can come inside a temple.
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#14
I just found out JFK was jewish.
He was shot in the temple.
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#15
If your body is a temple, does than mean
that bald guys get to come inside you?
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#16
Bill Cosby played running back at Temple University.
They were a real sleeper this season finishing 10-3.
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#17
The penis game.
Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, "penis". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises
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#18
Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
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#19
How do you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish?
He was shot in the temple.
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#20
CUT, CUT!!
[Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!
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