What Are Terms Jokes?
Terms Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of terms jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
It's not that I accept the Terms and Conditions.
It's just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.
#2
Why did Obama serve two terms?
Because blacks always get a longer sentence
#3
What's different between Asians and Caucasians?
We're opposites in terms of erections and math class - one's hard for each of us, while the other isn't.
#4
I tried to be a pornstar But apparently that type
of content breaks Terms of Service on Vine
#5
i get ignored so much my name should
be terms and conditions
#6
Politicians should be limited to two terms...
One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)
#7
Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying "I
do" you will have to click "I agree to these terms and conditions."
#8
At first it was hard for me to come to terms with trainsexual
Then I saw the light at the end of the tunnel
#9
I would rather read aloud the iTunes terms and
conditions in Spanish than be at work today.
#10
Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms
for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from.
#11
Adam and Eve...
were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.
#12
Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
I don't understand your terms and you keep telling me you have no interest.
#13
I prefer to think in terms of "good" cholesterol
and "misunderstood" cholesterol.
#14
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the
Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
#15
Great, iTunes terms and conditions has changed and my attorney is on vacation.
Just perfect.
#16
"Man cave" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language,
except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument
#17
Dear Internet, Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist.
Jeez!
#18
My wife was having an affair...
I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning.
#19
Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions?
Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.
#20
Once, in 1998, I read a website's terms and conditions page.
True story.
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