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#1
Why is my algebra textbook so sad?
It has a lot of problems.
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#2
Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?
Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.
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#3
Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes
while the proctology textbook used endnotes.
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#4
I don't really like the idea that James Franco
might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.
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#5
Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook?
Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems.
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#6
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)
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#7
Took a class at Trump University but ...
... the textbook had four Chapter 11s.
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#8
[vet school] ME: Welcome, students.
Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing
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#9
My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.
It's textbook economics.
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#10
Campus bookstore robbed The Campus bookstore was just robbed of $25000.
The criminal was seen taking a sweatshirt and 4 textbooks
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#11
Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?
Just cos.
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#12
How do you hide money from a Republican?
Put it in a science textbook.
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#13
The Constitution has barely been altered in 200 years, but my $300 textbook
is worth $0.82 bc they came out with a new edition mid-semester.
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#14
[buying college textbooks] That'll be 100 million dollars [returning
college textbooks] We can give you half off on this pencil case
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#15
Teacher: Alright!
Is everyone ready for the geography quiz? Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready! Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read? Student: Nunavut!
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#16
Saw this in a Textbook today What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them
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#17
Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume
links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook.
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#18
If you have 99 problems...
...you're a math textbook.
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#19
A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar.
*[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*
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#20
If history is written by the victors...
...then who writes French history textbooks?
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