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#1
What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?
The Illuminat-Eh!
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#2
What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves?
The Waffle S.S.
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#3
video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn
and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles
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#4
Everyone is self-confident until they see themselves
through an iPhone's front camera.
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#5
People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to
forget just how badly things worked out for him.
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#6
I want to open up a toupee shop.
So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, "toupee or not toupee? That is the question."
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#7
My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA.
Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?
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#8
I ubered four black guys last night..
They were very nice. They let me out of the car and drove themselves to the destination
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#9
Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves?
Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!
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#10
Why do people hate babushka dolls?
Because they are so full of themselves....
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#11
What do you call a German who is up themselves?
A deutsche-bag
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#12
Why is Denmark the happiest country on Earth?
Because all the sad people there kill themselves.
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#13
What happens when two bald men put their heads together?
They make an ass of themselves
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#14
Twitter is proof that people should
not be allowed to name themselves.
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#15
My stalker just threatened to kill herself if I didn't love her back.
It's nice when problems resolve themselves like that.;-)
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#16
The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves...
But they could never get anything done. "All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."
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#17
A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg...
I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man. That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!
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#18
DOGS TAKE THEIR LICKS Q: Why do dogs lick themselves?
A: Because they can.
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#19
People tend to make rules for others
and exceptions for themselves.
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#20
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone
under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves.
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