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#1
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't
fit him, then he added "they fall right off"
#2
[5 year old tugs on pant leg] Daddy if time stops at the speed of light
then photons aren't actually moving, so is everything we see a lie?
#3
A guy walks into a bar and asks "Do you serve lawyers?" The bartender responds "Yes, of course!" The man then says "Well then.
I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."
#4
I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke...
... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay
#5
A blind guy walks into a bar...
...then a table, then a chair, then another chair...
#6
I wish my grass was more emo.
Then it would cut itself.
#7
I used to think no one cared what I have to say.
Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true.
#8
A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse...
...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "gru dich."
#9
If you murder a dude and feel guilty just tell his family "sorry" and
if they can't get over it after that then who are the monsters really
#10
18: You & I are getting fat bec.
u cook so damn good! IT'S.ALL.YOUR.FAULT! I was insulted, complimented, then scolded in under 2.5 seconds.
#11
The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize
your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day.
#12
Have you heard the one about the bed?
No? Then it probably hasn't been made yet.
#13
I used to think people who looked for sex on craigslist were rock bottom...
Then I discovered twitter.
#14
I drew my gun.
The guy in front of me drew his gun. Then I drew my other gun, and soon we were surrounded by some lovely drawings of guns.
#15
There are assholes, and then there are
people who applaud after movies.
#16
A woman is a lot like an oven You gotta warm her
up first but then you can put your meat inside.
#17
I was scraping a window at my Grandma's house....
I then thought up a joke for my mom to hear it was "This window scraping stuff is a pane in the glass!" She laughed :)
#18
My main move is to say "long story short,"
but then hit you with long story medium.
#19
A blind guy walks into a bar...
Then a table, a chair...
#20
[giving mother in law my famous salad dressing recipe over the phone]
1 part vinegar, then *bites lip so I don't laugh* 2 parts baking soda
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