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Thoughts Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thoughts jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Thoughts on "The Hunt for Red October"?
oops, wrong sub.
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#2
My thoughts are as pure as snow...
after the trucks have driven hard and plowed through it.
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#3
"You made your bed now lay in it" doesn't really sound like a punishment to me.
I love laying in a freshly made bed. And other 5am thoughts
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#4
Thoughts on my new mustache.
It's growing on me.
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#5
Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen Just came up with it, think its alright.
Thoughts?
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#6
Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
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#7
[thoughts of person talking to me]: He's furrowing his brow, he must really be listening!
[my brain]: How do cows make cheese
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#8
Half the time, I don't know if I'm
in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts.
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#9
If you're having second thoughts,
you're two ahead of most people.
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#10
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it's a sentient being with its own thoughts and desires
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#11
Not only are all my tweets stolen, but so are all my thoughts.
And everything I say. And my identity. And this baby.
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#12
I just found out that the guy who stole my journal has died.
My thoughts are with his family.
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#13
Why do we all need a Jew for a friend?
Because he'll never give you a penny for your thoughts, he'll never put his two cents in, & he'll never drop a dime on you!
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#14
It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts
about actually doing something useful.
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#15
Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga
pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts.
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#16
RIP the dinosaurs.
Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts
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#17
My thoughts on the French Revolution
Great concept, terrible execution.
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#18
Where do we keep our thoughts detained?
In brain cells!
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#19
a joke about pizza On second thoughts
it's a bit too cheesy...
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#20
Where did socially awkward Nazis get sent?
To the conversation camp! (That was a part of my shower thoughts and popped spontaneously into my mind)
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