What Are Thousand Jokes?
Thousand Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thousand jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?
The coming of the Lord.
#2
Old people smell weird because They are surrounded by hundreds upon thousands of skin cells that have fallen off of their bodies over the years.
Dead... Like all of their friends...
#3
Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber.
Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever.
#4
59 thousand years ago, six sapiens were bathing
and rubbing each other No homo tho
#5
Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year.
We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
#6
I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife...
suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all.
#7
Fool me once, Shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me,
fool me a thousand times, shame on the weatherman.
#8
This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.
What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? "Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"
#9
Even if your a one in a million kind of guy There
are a thousand people just like you in China
#10
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent
life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave.
#11
Not to play the martyr, but I feel like the thousands of fruit flies
in my kitchen should be more appreciative for all I have given them.
#12
I've just seen a girl post a selfie with her dead grandma on facebook and thousands have commented "rip".
Stop the internet, I wanna get off
#13
Oh no I got so excited that you texted me that I accidentally replied
11 thousand times and then swung into your house on a rope
#14
I know dream catchers don't work because I've never seen
one in a car worth more than two thousand dollars.
#15
Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle
of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~.
#16
I just saved thousands on child
support by never getting laid.
#17
Literally thousands of chameleons in your house
right now and you don't even know it.
#18
A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level...
Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued.
#19
Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts
But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars.
#20
I can sum up 2016 in four words
Two thousand and sixteen
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