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Thug Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thug jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?
They are both going to miss every body.
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#2
After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo,
I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology.
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#3
Who was Tupac married to?
His Thug Wife.
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#4
Sometimes I feel bad for thugs when I realize they can't enjoy a cup of
hot cocoa with a bunch of marshmallows without risking street cred.
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#5
What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him.
Worldstar.
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#6
2Pac died because he lived the thug life.
This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life.
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#7
A group of thugs just beat me senseless
All I have left are dollar bills
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#8
What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?
One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!
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#9
Why do thugs play basketball?
Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.
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#10
"I didn't choose the thug life." I explain,
entering an institution of higher learning.
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#11
How come old clothes are "vintage" but old people are "nasty over-entitled
thugs whose blind selfishness mortgaged America's future"
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#12
I love 2-packs of
Coors Thug life.
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#13
Before you assume that ghetto thugs are brainless, think about this:
"Yo, when you gonna let me tap that ass?" is in iambic pentameter.
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#14
I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there
was something called a caramel Frappuccino.
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#15
Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning.
With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life
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#16
Do you believe in love at first site?
A boy asked a girl: "Do you believe in love at first site?". The Girl replied, "No". The boy phewed and said: "We should meet again then". Ultimate Thug Life.
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#17
I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs.
For a second, I thought, "Should I help?" Then I thought, "No...6 should be enough."
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#18
What do you call a thug Australian mammal?
a gang-aroo
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#19
On second thought this "Thug's Life" tattoo probably
shouldn't have been done in Comic Sans.
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#20
What kind of parasites do gangstas get?
Thug Lice.
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Thug Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and thug jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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