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#1
Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait
til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance.
#2
TIL there is a nerve that runs from the tear duct to the anus.
If you don't believe me, let me pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
#3
What did the Redditor say at his wedding?
TIL death do us part.
#4
TIL That I'm NEVER getting
prostate cancer
#5
TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake
#6
TIL 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the entire population.
Title.
#7
TIL that 3.14% of sailors
are pi-rates.
#8
TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science.
LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad.
#9
I'm switching all of my clocks to a 24-hour format...
...making it much easier to wait til 5 o'clock to start drinking
#10
TIL of a man who masturbated in public for 16 hours straight before police arrived.
He was wrist strained.
#11
TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat.
Woops, wrong sub.
#12
TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war!
Sorry, wrong sub :(
#13
Wait til the people so excited about all-day breakfast at McDonald's
find out they can make breakfast at home whenever they want.
#14
Only 9 more days til Xmas!
Can't wait to see the look on my child's face when he wakes up and realizes daddy spent too much time on Twitter.
#15
TIL that Kim Kardashian's giant ass has it's own birth
certificate, and even has a legal name: Kanye.
#16
TIL I'm genetically predisposed
to love heroin It's in my blood
#17
TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a...
Baby shower.
#18
TIL if you buy the new MacBook
Pro There is no escape.
#19
TIL Abortion doctors are also
called spawn campers
#20
TIL that I'm dyslexic.
Whoops, wrong bus.
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