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#1
What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester?
Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face.
#2
The first rule of Fight Club
is till death do us part.
#3
This list is unbelievable!
Number 3 is just SHOCKING; Wait till you see what number 2 is and what tops this list is just amazing! Unbelievable List: 1. Amazing 2. 3. Static electricity
#4
I want to hold you till the end of
time, or until I have to pee.
#5
I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but...
...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
#6
When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don't be shocked when I wait
till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
#7
Charm me with your intelligence or
just wait till I'm really drunk.
#8
Apparently saying "If you think your wife is fat now, wait till
she has the baby" is not a good way to congratulate someone.
#9
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
#10
If you think it's hilarious that George Bush is getting a library,
wait till you hear he was our PRESIDENT for EIGHT YEARS.
#11
You wanna hear a dirty joke A horse fell in the mud.
And then some crazy lesbian who hates horses put on a strap on and fucked it till it died.
#12
Whats the difference between acne and the pope?
Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen.
#13
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave 'till his Bill Withers.
#14
Whats the difference between a zit and a priest?
(My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face.
#15
Difference between power and stamina?
Power is when a man can hang a wet towel over his erect penis. Stamina is to keep the penis erect till the towel dries.
#16
I tell my child, "10 minutes till bed!" She hears
me say, "Go put on a Halloween costume." Why?
#17
Red light : Stop Yellow light : Proceed w/ caution
Green light : Wait till everyone hates you then go
#18
Did youz guys hear about the blow job competition last night?
It was nuts, the race was neck and neck till the very end!
#19
Don't step outside tonight at 11:59pm You
might not make it back till next year
#20
I sext my foreign girlfriend a lot.
I've come to find it's very difficult to say I'm stroking my cock in French; Although really I should just wait till class is over.
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