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Tires Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tires jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal
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#2
Me (getting choked): who called it getting new tires Guy (who is choking
me): how are you breathing Me (dying): and not a retirement plan
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#3
What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
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#4
Why does it smell of tires?
There are two black people fighting.
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#5
What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
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#6
Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.
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#7
The Michelin Man is the most racist mascot in
corporate history, because TIRES ARE BLACK.
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#8
I'm sorry I stabbed all your tires, but in my defense you
flirted with me and then said you were just kidding.
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#9
Why is there no market for white tires?
Because black tires makes your car run faster
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#10
So i just came back from a transformers convention...
...and boy, are my arms tires!
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#11
Stopped to put air in my tires today.
The pump cost $1.50! I remember when those things used to only cost 25 cents. Guess the price has adjusted for inflation.
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#12
What do you call a gang of tires?
A rubber band
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#13
What if the first tire-swing was left
there as a warning to other tires?
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#14
I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires...
...Those were good years.
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#15
Let's make a deal.
You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?
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#16
Men are like old car tires.
Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare.
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#17
Why are rubber tires black?
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
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#18
people almost never ask me for man advice because
98% of it is "you should slash his tires"
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#19
I slashed my Postal Delivery Driver's tires today I wanted to be
sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping.
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#20
Where do cars get the most flat tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tires jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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