What Are Tissue Jokes?
Tissue Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tissue jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Why do ghosts carry tissues?
Because they have BOOOOgers.
#2
I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital.
I said to the doctor, "what's the damage" He replied, "just some torn tissue".
#3
There was a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue
and very carefully burned the house down.
#4
[first date] HER: It looks like you work out ME: *adjusting
the tissues in my sleeves* Oh yeah, big time worker outer
#5
My son is a real hand full.
I didn't have any tissues handy.
#6
I read my horoscope today...
It said I was gonna come into some money... which is weird because I usually just come into a tissue...
#7
If you want to cry use a tissue,
not your Facebook status.
#8
I came into some money yesterday.
I couldn't find the tissues.
#9
I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day.
Apparently the prostate isn't considered "deep tissue."
#10
Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You've never heard of tissues 2)
You're doing a magic trick 1) You're hiding your face to rob a train
#11
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box
#12
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman A good
example: "I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"
#13
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a gun to it's head and tell it to.
#14
What's the difference between men and women when watching video?
The phrase "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film." usually has a completely different meaning.
#15
You know how to make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
#16
Guess what came in the mail today
I did, I ran out of tissue.
#17
What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting?
The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)
#18
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it. :)
#19
Tissues are for tearful issues and for when
people think it's funny but it's snot.
#20
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman.
A good example: "I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!"
Why People Enjoy Tissue Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and tissue jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love tissue jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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