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#1
Today in 1892, JRR Tolkien was born.
He wrote about all the horrible things that will happen if you put a ring on it.
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#2
What did the LOTR fan say to the LOTR hater?
What are you Tolkien about...
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#3
"Lord of the Rings" seems like kind of a racist book.
It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy.
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#4
Q: What connects the computers in Sauron's office?
A: A Tolkien Ring network.
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#5
You Tolkien to me?!"
- Hobbit de Niro.
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#6
No, wait.
"King" is better. Yes, that's it for sure. "King of the Rings." It rhymes --Tolkien's suppressed last words
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#7
I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien
But then I kicked the hobbit
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#8
What's snoop dogg's favorite author?
Tolkien.
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#9
I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased.
He though it was a Tolkien gesture.
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#10
Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'.
I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep...
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#11
Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings.
When I woke up my wife said I had been Tolkien in my sleep...
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#12
J.R.R.
Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
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#13
Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office...
It's titled, "And My Fax".
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#14
If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington....
...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy.
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#15
Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
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#16
What do you call a Tolkien creature who studies insects?
An *Ent*omologist
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#17
What did C.S.
Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books? "I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.
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#18
How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?
None, it only takes Tolkiens
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#19
I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
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#20
J.R.R.
Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton.
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