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Tomatoes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tomatoes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height?
From my head, tomatoes. Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving.
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#2
[grocery store] Ok, milk...
Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! "Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"
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#3
Three tomatoes are walking down the street...
A papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato starts falling behind so the papa tomato squishes him and says, Ketchup!
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#4
My wife's been working in our garden for two solid days now.
I never realized tomatoes required a big, six-foot-deep hole like that.
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#5
What do you call five tomatoes?
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
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#6
The Supreme Court is really just a regular
court with tomatoes and sour cream.
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#7
Q: What's red and not there?
A: No Tomatoes.
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#8
Ahmed went to have a Falafel.
He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies "But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"
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#9
Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes.
Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?
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#10
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes
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#11
This dude forgot to put tomatoes on my sandwich.
Thanks, "artist". Now I have nothing to pick off.
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#12
A tale of two tomatoes.
Once there were two tomatoes crossing a street when a car hit one of them. The one not hit turns around and says nothing due to the shock he had seeing his friend die.
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#13
If apples come from apple seeds and tomatoes come from tomato seeds,
how come nothing is sprouting from the bird seeds I planted?
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#14
Why were the German tomatoes drunk?
Because they'd been on the vine.
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#15
If tomatoes are a fruit, then
ketchup is a smoothie.
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#16
Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?
To-mate-toes!
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#17
Dunno how you Americans have the motivation and energy
to pronounce the 'y' in 'basil' and 'tomatoes'.
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#18
s/o to the fact that ketchup is a smoothie b/c tomatoes are
fruits lol DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID U FRIES OMNOMNOM
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#19
Croutons and cherry tomatoes are the
natural enemies of the plastic fork.
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#20
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
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